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Week of Blah [Feb. 29th, 2008|07:29 am]
[mood | still a tad sick]

Okay, so Monday I had a doctor's appointment. Just a check up with my new pulmonary dr, Dr. Horton. I had to wait and hour and a half just to get an x-ray taken!!! So, I finally got the X-ray done and they did a breathing test on me. They took my blood pressure, which is extremely low. Sixty over fourty!!! He said that the breathing test and the x-ray looked no different from when he saw me back in October. He also made a funny. I was looking at People mag while in the office, and there was a pic of Beyonce wearing something tight and low cut, and Dr. Horton was all like "That's something I always wondered. How people can wear stuff like that, and not fall out." I about died. Well, this past weekend, I had been starting to get a cough and such, so I asked him for a Zpack to knock it out with right away so I doesn't get any worse, and he gave me a prescription for that and a prescription for some Vicodin *YAY!* which I got filled out at Kroger's on Monday.

So by Monday night I was feeling good, and Sinister called!! Which made me feel really really good ♥. My poor baby. He had a bad neck these past few weeks. He could barely move :(. That is why I only heard from him on my bday. We must have been on the phone till 2 am. ♥.

So, Tuesday morning around seven-thirty, murphy's law hits. The day AFTER I see a doctor, I get mad sick. Coughing, pain, extremely sore right lung. I had to use oxygen yesterday even. :( Sinister called last night and I couldn't even talk. I couldn't eat. Drank water to wash pills *Zpack and Tylenol* down with. Slept in a chair that night even. I was going to clean the kitchen. Didn't happen. I was going to put laundry away. Didn't happen.

WednesdayI woke up. STILL with an annoying painful cough. Seriously, this is just annoying already. My lungs felt like an elephant sat on them. I did try to eat English Muffins *I crave those*. But I can't shake this achy cough :(

So yesterday I woke up. Felt somewhat better. Cleaned the kitchen, and played on I wish I could get rid of this cough though.
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TWO Princes? [Feb. 20th, 2008|11:31 am]
Not to self, never watch ECW while eating English Muffins again. It results in strange dreams.

I dreampt that I lived in a little cottage and that John Morrison was one of the Prince's of England *He was Wills and Harry's older bro*. And he was trying to woo me. Dad *who lived with me in the cottage* kept telling me to ignore the letters sent from the Prince. Melody *this chick who used to work at Penachio's and loved to watch wrestling* was my best friend in the dream. She kept telling me that the last time a girl ignored the advances of the Prince, Scotland Yard came and took her away. And I kept baking brownies and cookies and shit in the dream. Oh and of course Sinister was in it. Well, phone wise of course. Like we were fighting thought. He kept hanging up on me, then he would call back and wind up hanging up on me again. Mema was in the dream towards the end. Like Prince John Morrison, Prince Charles, the Queen were pulling up in front of our cottage in a limo. I'm running around TRYING to get ready, and all I had on was a shirt. I was sans pants *but I did have boyshorts on*. The media were all outside the yard with their tripods and cameras and shit. Dad was all like "See!!! This *points to the media out in our yard* is what happens!". Then a cab pulls up kinda next to the limo and before the door of the cab opened up, I woke up from the dream.

So WHO was in the cab?!?! I think I have an idea who it might be.........
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[Feb. 17th, 2008|10:42 pm]
Sweet. has Layla as today's Daily Diva...w00t!

[info]idreambig, sorry I didn't rp back when you had Barbie talking to Layla. I had one martini earlier, and lets say was in no condition to type at that time, lol.
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[Feb. 8th, 2008|10:22 pm]
Baked brownies tonight. Yes, I baked brownies. We *dad and I* are going to Bob's tommorrow to celebrate my birthday and Wayne's *one of Bob's grandkids* birthday. I think Wayne will be turning 15 or 16. Mema is coming to Bob's house as well tomorrow. John *my dad's youngest brother* will be bringing her to Bob's. I don't know why, maybe it's the menopause, but I can't muster enthusiasm to go. Before hand I would be like "BOB'S!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Now I'm all like "oh...yay."

There mere thought of turning another year older is leaving me feeling flat. Not to mention it's too god damn close to Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is a god damn fucking piece of shit waste of time holiday. Plain and simple. Just a day to celebrate over priced greeting cards and mystery filled chocolates in a heart shaped cardboard box. Fuck Valentine's Day. Fuck it up the ass with a pinecone...hard and without lube.

So anyway, I baked brownies tonight to take with me tomorrow. They turned out quite good, I guess. I haven't tasted them. I just covered them with foil, and we'll cut into them tomorrow at Bob's.

Last week I baked chocolate chips cookies. Damn, that's a long process, I shit you not. Two bowls, all that sifting of flour and such. Oh and my Magic Bullet didn't exactly chop up the nuts. It pureed them. I had nut paste. The batter turned out quite gooey after I put that in. And I don't know if anyone here watches Barefoot Contessa, but she uses an ice cream scoop to put her cookies on the cookies sheet. It didn't quite work for me. Those cookies turned out to be HUGE. Dad enjoyed them though. I baked the cookies for him. But I did take one to the mall the other day and gave one to Carl. I had one for Corda too, but she wasn't there. Carl said he'd give her the cookie I had for her. When I talked to Carl on AIM the other day, he was raving about the cookie I gave him. Looks like I'll have to bake more cookies. I did go to the store today to get eggs so that I could bake more cookies sometime this week. I forgot to put nuts on my list though. :( Also, whenever I bake cookies, I always look like Pigpen when I'm done.

[info]kreacher owns my soul. She made 50 MAC icons for icons50 over on LJ. The one I'm using now is one of the ones she made. It rocks. I'm going to use a lot of her MAC icons over on IJ, seeing how I get 300 icons there, and only 110 icons here.

I should be going to bed soon. Dad wants to LEAVE here by 8 or 9 am so that we can get to Bob's around noon tomorrow. When he told me earlier that he wanted to leave at 8 or 9 am I was all like O.O. I'm never alive at that hour. And seeing how I haven't been able to sleep at night here lately, getting to bed is going to be quite hard.
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[Feb. 6th, 2008|04:02 am]
[mood | ecstatic]

They are mine!!!!! The purple shoes are mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I own fierce shoes now!!!!!!!
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[Feb. 3rd, 2008|03:15 pm]
[mood | horny]

Check out this!!!

Now mormally, I have a rule NOT to bid on something someone else has already bid on. Not to mention they are a 5 and a half, and I wear a size five. And if I even TRIED to walk in them, I'd probably fall down and break a body part.

But just LOOK at those... holy shit. My mouth is watering just looking at them. I must possess them.

*fans self, sifts in chair*

Fuck it, I'm breaking my bidding rule.....
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[Feb. 2nd, 2008|03:39 pm]
OMG!!! I was looking on the MAC site at the Spring/Summer collections, and they are coming out with this one shade called Violetta!!! *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE* I so MUST possess this when it comes out.....yes!!!

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[Jan. 24th, 2008|03:05 am]
[mood | awake]

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[Jan. 23rd, 2008|04:04 pm]

Click here to create your own painting.
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Get Him Out The Dryer He's Hot.... [Jan. 20th, 2008|10:52 pm]
Went out of town to Columbus yesterday. My cousin, Renee, who is one year older than me, does Roller Derby. Now it was a shock years ago that Renee of all people got into it. She, along with her older sister Tiffany, were a bit well shall we say "prissy" going up. Three years ago, she got into roller derby and got a huge tattoo on her arm *we are the only two females in the family with tats, I was first*. Well, anyway, I've never got to go to any of her roller derby events before, because I lived in SC and such. On Xmas eve, aunt Melody told me Renee had one this week, so that info had been in my head since then. My cousin Renee aka Triptease

After dad got home from work yesterday *and after I finally finished putting my face on with my Bare Minerals and MAC*, we headed to Columbus.

OMG, what fun it was!!!! It was Ohio Roller Girls vs Detroit Derby Girls. The Ohio Roller Girls lost :(, but I still had a great time, it being my first time going and all. And during intermission, the announcer welcomed visting leagues/teams who came to see the game. A team called Glas City Rollers came. Guess where they are from? TOLEDO!!!! I

Me: I can join? Yes?
Dad: NO!
Aunt Melody: O.O I thought you said you couldn't skate?
Me: I can't, but that doesn't matter.

I did wind up buying a Ohio Roller Girls t-shirt last night and three buttons as souveniers.

After I got home tonight, I looked up the Toledo team. They has a site, let me show you it.. It seems Glass City Rollers are still in their early stages, so they need helpers and such DJ's *I've never DJ'd, but how hard can it be to just play music while people are skating and crashing into each other?*, concession workers, etc. So I may email them to sign up and do something.

Went and saw The Bucket List today at the movies. It was dad, Mema, Kara, Kylie, and Kylie's brother John who I saw it with. I could NOT get up this morning. I set my alarm for ten, then when it went off, was like "fuck it". I got up a little before eleven thirty. Dad kept teasing me on the way to the theater about us being late *we were five minutes early, we had to meet Kara and them at 12:20, and the movie didn't start till 12:30* because it took me FOREVER while I got my Bare Minerals and MAC on.

That movie was sooo good. Best one I've seen in a while. Made me laugh and cry. But we had awkard seating. It was dad, Kara, Mema, me, Kylie, and then John. I wouldn't have been awkard had Kara and Kylie not been splitting a huge ass drink. I kept having to lift the heavy ass thing, pass it across Mema, and hand it to Kara.

During the previews they showed clips from this one movie where Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives plays a ghost. Well one of the clips shows a guy cooking. He sets his arm on fire, then he dunks the arm in a large pot of boiling water, then he turns aroud and slips and falls on the floor. LMMFAO!!

Me *whispering to Kylie*: That is sooo us in a kitchen!
Kylie *whispering back to me*: Oh I know, that's totally me and you.

Pop is expensive as FUCK anymore at the theater. Holy shit. I remember when I worked at at theater in 1996. Pop was $1.75 for small, $2.00 for a medium, and $2.50 for a large *and you got free refills witht the large*. I got a small pop today with no ice for....$3.50!!!!!!! Highfuckingway robbery I tell you.
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|03:27 pm]

My Inventory, let me show you it Yes, I did expand it today when the stuff I bought from someone in the mac_cosmetics comm came in the mail today:
Mi' Lady e/s
Violet Pigment
Reflects Very Pink Pingment
Eyeliner in Graphblack
Queens Sin l/s
Dark Side l/s
Dubonet l/s
Deep Truth e/s
Decorative l/g
Marvelous l/s
Foolishly Fab l/g
Clear l/g
Sea Me s/s
217 brush
242 brush

Ohhhhh and Carl told me that not only can I mix Violet Pigment with clear lipglass to put on my lips, but that I can mix Violet Pigment with hair gel and put it in my hair!!!!! Awesomesauce!!!!
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My Want/Wish List [Jan. 17th, 2008|09:07 am]

OMG, this list keeps getting bigger and bigger with every passing day, I shit you not. I feel like calling dad at work a being all like "I can goes to mall?"

Moons Reflection e/s
Rockin' Chic l/s
Currant l/l
Up The Amp l/s
Odessy l/s
clear l/g
239 brush
224 brush
Moisture Lush

and discontinued items that I'm hoping to get either off of ebay or AMU:
Plum Electric e/s *this color is so bad ass*
Grape pigment
Orchidazzle l/s

I may go broke....but I'm gonna look damn fierce while doing it.
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Carl Works His Magic Like A Fucking God!!!! [Jan. 15th, 2008|06:44 pm]
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[music |Yeah by Usher]

Okay I was in MAC in Macy's a couple times today. Well, my last stop in, I decided to make a list of stuff I don't have that I want/need. So Carl and I were going around the store and I was jotting down items and such, and I inquired about Purple lipstick. Like wild purple listick. He then did this trick with Violet Pigment *which I have* and clear lipglaze *which I do not yet have, but after what he did today I will SOO be buying it. It's on the TOP of my list*. So he took what looked to be a little petre dish, squeezed some of the lipglaze into it, then sprinkled some of the Violet Pigment into the Lipglaze and stirred the two up, and put that on my lips with a lipbrush. HOLY SHIT!!! It is HOT!! I love love love love. I had already started the day with having purple on my eyes, but he made my lips match my eyes and my nails, AND make me look good. Carl = miracle worker. Word yo.

Pookie be looking fly )
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Cat Macro I found on [Jan. 15th, 2008|09:13 am]
How fucking cute is this?!

funny pictures
moar funny pictures
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I can has make up? [Jan. 14th, 2008|04:22 pm]

Dear self....

When going to the mall tomorrow to use your Border's coupon on the SW FG DVD...DO NOT SET FOOT IN THE MAC DEPARTMENT OF MACY'S AND DO NOT GO INTO TRADE SECRET AND BUY OPI NAILPOLISH!!! No no no no. You have ENOUGH make up at the moment. Search your feelings, you know this to be true. You dropped enough money on cosmetic stuff in the last few months. $60 on Bare Minerals alone *not counting all the MAC stuff and OPI Polish you have bought lately*, and no wonder your dad gave you a "bwuh?" look and literally screamed "WHAT?!?!" when he found out *thanks to Kylie*.

Yes, I know there are three items on the MAC site that you saw that you think you need...YOU DON'T!!!! You can go and talk to Carl at the MAC center...but DO NOT buy stuff.

You don't need the Parrot eye shadow. Honestly. Yes, it's looks good on every FOTD you've seen it used in the pics posted in mac_cosmetics on LJ. But you DON'T need it.

Yes, the fact that the MAC part of Macy's is right next to entrance/exit door leading in/out of the mall does not help our cause. You don't need the Mac for Mei Lipglass in the shade Love Rules. You don't need the Mac for Mei Lipstick in Ruby Woo. And don't need the Parrot Eyeshadow. All three of these items cost $14 each. That's $42, not including tax my dear. No, not yours.

And once you get into the mall, DO NOT buy any polish from Trade Secret. You need none right now. Plus the color your got your nails done in last week is not for sale any more. OPI discontinued it....even though you did manage to buy it on Ebay over the weekend *facepalm*. Besides, you don't get your nails done in what, another two weeks, and by then the shade Met On the Internet will be out. And you can get your pretty little nails done in that.

And FYI, stop looking at the sales people post in mac_cosmetics on LJ. Dropping almost $40 online for makeup is not helping your bank account either, remember that. Oh and signing up for sites such as and isn't benefiting you either. You need swap tokens, and so far you has none.

It's a good thing for us that Jadore by Christian Dior is so fucking expensive. And least you have the good sense God gave a chicken not to drop a shitpot of money on that...even though it does smell wonderful and the commercial is bad ass.

Again...tomoroow...try to have some self control my dear, please? Yes go talk to Carl...but DO NOT BUY anything!!!

No love,


Y'all can take bets on if I do/do not buy MAC tomorrow

Edit: Someone just posted in mac_cosmetics on LJ that they are selling Parrot for $10. My god, that's four dollars cheaper than in the store....
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[Jan. 12th, 2008|02:55 pm]

Page 42 of the Feb issue of WWE mag...

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[Jan. 10th, 2008|03:54 pm]
[mood | angry]


Okay, as some of y'all may know, last month I won Barefoot In Paris off of Ebay for over $15 *which is a fucking steal considering the fact that it cost $35.00 in any store*. Well, I had been waiting all this time for said book to arrive.

All this time I've kept thinking that maybe they haven't sent it out yet or whatever. So, I was giving feedback on two Rusty Wallace items that came yesterday for dad, when I notice on my feedback form that the seller of the Barefoot Contessa book I won is no longer with ebay.

So, I go to his/her page. Oh My Damn. When I first bid on the book, I saw he/she had good to okay feedback. Now, not so much. check out his/her feeback now

Also, in order to even bid on the book, the seller made it a rquirement that the bidders have a PayPal account. So, in order to even bid on said book, I signed up for a PayPal account. I just now sent a complaint via Paypal about not receiving the book. now I'm out of $15.41 AND a book.
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[Jan. 9th, 2008|04:14 am]
[mood | creative]

As some of y'all may know, I'm doing Lita for [info]wrestling100. I'm looking for a certain shoot she did during her Team Xtreme days. It was her wearing a shirt with the English flag on it.

Anyone know where I can find these photos??
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[Jan. 8th, 2008|03:23 am]
The people at Pringles can't do math for dick. I'm sitting here staring at the nutritional label as I'm getting my munch on *I've eaten like half the container, I shit you not* and I'm sitting here going "WTF?"

Okay...Total Fat is 10g. They break the fat up into two parts. Saturated Fats and Trans Fats. Saturated fat is 3g. Trans Fat is 0g. Something is not quite right here ladies and jellyspoons.

My remedial math tells me that 10 - 3 = 7, and that 0 + 3 = 3. NOT 10-3=0. The number seven is missing somewhere in this equation.

But these bacon ranch flavored chips are off the hook.
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[Jan. 7th, 2008|04:19 pm]

Okay, so Kara and her gf Kylie came over yesterday to celebrate dad's birthday, which was on the second. So, she had told me on the phone Sat night that Kylie had baked a cake for the occasion. So, they get here yesterday afternoon, and pandamonium ensuses in the kitchen. Kylie had to put the pineapple on the cake, and instead of putting the rings on, she decides to cut them up.

Kylie: Do y'all have a cutting board?
Me: No.
Dad: Yes, we do.
Me: What?! We have a cutting board?! When did we get a cutting board?
Dad: We've always had one.
Me: No. Seriously. When did we get a cutting board? Cause I've like never seen it.
Kara: O.O You didn't know y'all had a cutting board?!
Me: No!! I've never seen it in my life.
Dad: What have you been using when you cut garlic?
Me: The most people. WTF?

So Kylie finds our cutting board....IF you can call it that. I have never in my life seen something so damn small considered to be called a cutting board. I mean a Smurf could have used this for a cutting board and be very content. I shit you not.

Me: You call THAT a cutting board?! That is no kind of cutting board. LOOK HOW SMALL THAT IS!
Kara: Well, you're small too.
Me: .......

So while Kylie is cutting the pineapple for the cake, dad tells me on his way to the bathroom, for me to cut this onion that's as big as my head and put that and the mushrooms in a skillet to sautee to put on top of the steaks. Now, our counter top is tiny. We have like no counterspace, and there was no place for me to even try to cut the onion at. So, I went over the phone stand *which does not have a phone at it even* to cut the onion. Oh and I've got this knife which is probably as big as my arm and useless as hell.

Kara: What are you doing over there?
Me: I'm gonna cut the onion.
Kara: Over there, on the phone stand? Why?
Me: Kylie is using the counter right now, and there's no room any place else.
Kara: Like there's any room over there. Look how cluttered that is!
Me: I will make room damnit.

So, Kylie says she's done with the pineapple, and that I can use the counter. As I'm walk over to the counter with this big ass onion and this big ass knife, dad comes back in the kitchen.

Dad: *sitting at the table* Give me the onion and the knife.
Me: I got it.
Dad: Give me the knife. I'll cut the onion.
Me: *I just now got to the counter* I got it. I can do this.
Dad: Give. Me. The. Knife.

So I go over give dad the knife, onion, and 'cutting board'. He then gives me instruction on what pans to put in the oven to broil the steaks on. He did not however tell me to put the onions on top of the broiling tray. Kylie then takes a plastic pot and puts it on the stove.

Kylie: *just realizing that it's plastic and such* This won't work on here, will it.
Dad: o.0. That...goes in the microwave. It would melt on the stove.
Kylie: Ohhhhh okay.
Me: *still trying to figure out the broiling tray and pan* We're great, aren't we?
Kylie: Oh I know right? Don't leave the two of us alone in a kitchen.
Me: Word.

Mintues go by, dad goes to take a shower, after I have put the cut up onion and the whole mushrooms in a skillet. Kara is at the stove/oven. She opens up the oven door and sees the broiling tray on top of a deep baking like dish. No steaks though.

Kara: Where are the steaks?
Me: *points to a plate of steaks beside me on the counter* Right here.
Kylie: You didn't put the steaks on?
Me: Dad didn't tell me I thought I was supposed to let the stuff in the oven get hot first.
Kara: O.O NIKKIE!!!!
Kylie: *snickerfit*
Kara: Genius, fucking genius. *puts the steaks on*

Kara goes to do some of her and Kylie's laundry that they brought with them. A few minutes later, she opens the door again, and sees the steaks aren't cooking. She then checks the dials and stuff on the stove top.

Kara: >.< Who put the oven to clean???
Kylie and me: huh?
Kara: The oven!!! It's not set to broil. It's set to self cleaning!!! *looks at Kylie and myself who are pointing to each other* Geniuses!!! I'm surrounded by geniuses!!!

So after Kara fixed the oven, a few mintues *about twenty* later, the smoke alarm goes off.
Kyle: Everyone knows we're in the kitchen!
Me: oh yeah!!
Kyle and myself then HIGH FIVE each other at the smoke alarm going off.
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